I GRADUATED WITH A 4.0 BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL -- People are so obsessed with numbers these days. Employers, parents, the law. Be proud that you got a 4.0 in something! I mean hey, you really had to work hard for that score on the morning breathalyzer test. You had to pull an all-nighter with your study buddies Jim, Jack and John! A Heavy weight, 100% black cotton t-shirt with white chalkboard-style lettering.