You're Not Getting Shit - Holiday T-Shirt

Sick of your kids' mammoth wish lists? Is your girlfriend conspicously leaving catalogues around with items circled in red? Then tell all the greedy, mooching, leeches where to stuff it with this direct and brutally honest holiday t-shirt! This shirt's also funny as hell... fuck'em if they can't take a joke! And even if they do laugh...THEY STILL AIN'T GETTIN' SHIT