Wilfred - Have You Seen This Dog? T-Shirt

Are you an animal lover. Does your heart go into your throat every time you see a lost pet poster. Well, you might not want to find this pet. Wilfred is a nuisance, and as it states on this white 100% cotton tee, his likes are "nachos, beer, & chasing cars, " and he is "prone to foul language, eating junk food, sexual urges.. He was "last seen" "with best friend Ryan.. What do you think those two are up to?