Hung Like A Horse T-Shirt

HUNG LIKE A HORSE -- Wow, that's kinda gross, a dead horse just swinging in the breeze like that... Well, at least you didn't wake up to find it's severed bleeding head betweeen your legs. That's never fun. Oh, yeah, when you wear this shirt you're saying you have a big penis. Printed on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. And hairy balls too. Big ones. You can't even 'choke your chicken', it's too big and tough, you have to 'hang your horse' instead!