Happy Alcoholiday T-Shirt

Ah St. Patrick's Day, a celebration of Ireland's patron saint and a time of the world's Irish diaspora to revel in their shared heritage - one of scholarship, poetry, music, and hard work. If you can read that with a straight face, this isn't the tee for you. Foamy mugs of suds clink in a distressed "Happy Alcoholiday" graphic on this green, 100% cotton t-shirt. Who're those other guys kidding?