Listen: this is a small keychain, standard, you know the type, with a live portrait of Meat Loaf set beneath clear acrylic. This is a Meat Loaf keychain. When people ask, What's that on your keychain? you can answer, truthfully, It is a picture of Meat Loaf, the rock and roll vocalist named after a baked polyhedron of flesh, or even simply, Meat Loaf. This is a Meat Loaf keychain. Thank you, from everyone at Old Glory.