Put your family dynamic in terms anyone can understand with this white, 100% cotton t-shirt. As the dad, you're best represented by a frosty "pint" of beer like on this tee. And your kids are "half-pints, " like on item #'s 84956 and 84957, Half-Pint Toddler T-Shirt and Half-Pint Infant Bodysuit. They're cute, but they also clarify.