Ever feel like leaving it all behind and picking up somewhere new as a used car salesman? Follow your dream with the help of this amazing long sleeve from the masters at Faux Real, made from breathable form-fitting polyester with a photo-realistic plaid suit costume print on the front and back. Green plaid jacket, purple checkered shirt, puke-colored vest . . . just screams, "Have I got the vehicle for you" Also useful for dress as an aloof Ivy League student, Irish politician, and snake oil huckster. Looks so real you won't believe it.