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Halloween Nerd Costume Full Frontal Nudity Nerdity Pun Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt

Halloween Nerd Costume Full Frontal Nudity Nerdity Pun Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt

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SKU: 00175692-WHT-2XL

PRODUCT TYPE: Men's Long Sleeves

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

Go full frontal for Halloween.. Not in the nude way. This Old Glory "Full Frontal Nerdity" design is printed on a high-quality 100% cotton men's long sleeve t-shirt.

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How do you check your size?

Get your favorite t-shirt and lay it on a flat surface and follow the fit guide below. Check the size chart for each item to find the size that fits you best. Keep in mind our size charts are based on t-shirt specs, not body measurements. Allow 1/2 inch tolerance.

How to measure: Please multiply bust and waist by 2 to get the all around measurement.
Chest: Measure from left seam to right seam one inch below the armhole.
Waist: Measure from left seam to right seam at the waistline.
Length: Measure from the top of the front collar to the bottom of the shirt.

Men's Department

T-Shirt

** Please note soft t-shirts run approximately 1 size smaller. (i.e. XL fit like a LG.) **
Size	Chest	Length
S	34-36"	24-25"
M	38-40"	25-26"
L	42-44"	26-27"
XL	46-48"	27-28"
2X	50-52"	27-29"
3X	54"	30-32"

Soft T-Shirt

Men's Soft T-Shirt

** Soft t-shirts run smaller than a standard men's t-shirt and tend to have a more snug fit. The material is softer and lighter than a standard t-shirt. **
Size	Chest	Length
S	34-35"	23-24"
M	36-38"	23-24"
L	40-42"	25-26"
XL	44-46"	26-27"
2X	48-50"	28-29"

Hoodie


Size	Chest	Length
S	38-40"	23-24"
M	42-44"	24-25"
L	46-48"	26-27"
XL	48-50"	26-28"
2X	52-56"	27-28"

Women's Department

T-Shirts

Woman's T-Shirt


Size	Chest	Waist	Length
S	34-36"	32-34"	21-22"
M	38-40"	38"	22-23"
L	42-44"	42"	23-24"
XL	46-48"	44-46"	24-25"

Hoodies


Size	Chest	Waist	Length
S	32-34"	30-32"	19-20"
M	34-36"	32-34"	20-21"
L	38-40"	36-40"	21-23"
XL	38-42"	36-44"	21-23"

Junior's Department

These items are designed to fit juniors; they fit snug and sizes run small.

T-Shirts

** Please note that these are junior's shirts and meant to fit young ladies or slender adults **
Size	Chest	Waist	Length
S	28-31"	26"	21"
M	32-33"	28-30"	22"
L	34-36"	32"	23"
XL	36-38"	34"	24"

Hoodies

** Please note that junior's hoodies are meant to fit snug unless otherwise stated **
Size	Chest	Waist	Length
S	32-33"	32"	20"
M	34-36"	34"	21"
L	36-38"	36"	21-22"
XL	38-40"	36-38"	21-22"

Raglans

** Sleeve length is measure from the collar to the end of the sleeve **
Size	Chest	Waist	Length	Sleeve
S	26-28"	24-28"	18-20"	16-17"
M	30-32"	28-30"	19-21"	17-18"
L	32-34"	30-32"	20-21"	19"
XL	34-36"	32-34"	21-22"	19-20"

Children's Department

The industry standard for children's apparel is to use age as the size, but it is important to measure your child's clothing to be sure that you are picking the correct size. When measuring if your child falls into two different sizes then it is best to size up to ensure a better fit.

Note: Size chart is a general guide; sizes may vary according to the item itself.

Infant Size Chart: Bodysuits

** Bodysuits are measured from the back of the collar to the top of the snap-offs **
Size	Height	Weight
3 mo. (Sm)	Up to 15"	8-12 lbs.
6 mo. (Md)	15-16"	12-17 lbs.
9 mo. (Lg)	16-17"	17-21 lbs.
12 mo. (Lg)	17-18"	20-23 lbs.
18 mo. (Xl)	18-19"	22-26 lbs.
24 mo. (Xl)	19-20"	26-30 lbs.

Toddler Size Chart: Toddler T-Shirts

** Measure 1" below armholes for the width & from the back of the collar to the bottom hem for length **
Size	Width	Length
2T	10-12"	13-14"
3T	12-13"	14-15"
4T	13-14"	15-16"
5T	14-15"	17-18"

Juvenile T-Shirts: Boys

** Measured 1" below armholes for the width & from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length **
Size	Width	Length
S (4)	13/14"	16/18"
M (5/6)	14/15"	18/19"
L (7)	15/16"	19/20"

Youth T-Shirts: Boys

Boys T-Shirt

** Measured 1" below armholes for the width & from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem for length **
Size	Width	Length
XS (4/5)	14-15"	20"
S (6/8)	16-17"	20-21"
M (10/12)	17-18"	21-22"
L (14/16)	18-19"	23-24"
XL (18/20)	19-20"	25-26"

Juvy Girls

Toodler T-Shirt

** Measure waist for the width & from the top of the collar to the bottom hem for length **
Size	Width	Length
S (4)	9.5-10.5"	14-16"
M (5)	10.5-12"	16-17"
L (6)	11.5-13"	17-18"
XL (6x)	12-14"	18-19"

Youth Girls

Girls Youth T-Shirt

** Measure waist for the width & from the top of the collar to the" bottom hem for length **
Size	Width	Length
XS (4/5)	10-11"	16-18"
S (6/8)	11-12"	18-20"
M (10/12)	12-13"	19-22"
L (14/16)	13-15"	22-23"
XL (18)	14-16"	22-23"

Shoes

Sandals Sizes & Measurement Chart

Length X Width in inches at longest points.

sandals

** 1/2 should round up for a better fit, for example: 8 1/2 = 9 **
Kid's	Women's	Men's	Length	Width
XS, 7-8	-	-	5.71	2.64
S, 9-10	-	-	6.38	2.8
M, 11-12	-	-	7.05	2.95
L, 1	-	-	7.72	3.11
XL, 2-3	-	-	8.39	3.27
XXL, 4-5	5	-	9.06	3.62
-	6	-	9.37	3.7
-	7	-	9.72	3.78
-	8	-	10.04	3.86
-	9	7	10.39	3.94
-	10	8	10.71	4.02
-	11	9	11.06	4.09
-	-	10	11.38	4.17
-	-	11	11.73	4.25
-	-	12	12.05	4.33
-	-	13	12.36	4.41

Accessories

Belts:


Size	Waist
S	29/32"
M	34/36"
L	38/40"
XL	42"

Fitted/Flex Fit Baseball Caps:

* One size fits most (22" Diameter) *
Size	Diameter
S/M	6 3/4 - 7 1/4
L/XL	7 1/8 – 7 5/8

Rings:

Inside Diameter	Inside Circumference	Ring Size Equivalents
mm/inches	mm/inches	U.S	UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand	India, China, Japan, South America	Italy, Spain, Netherland, Switzerland	France, European Standard
14.88/.59	46.7/1.84	4	H	7	6.75	46.5
15.3/.602	48/1.89	4.5	I	8	8	47.75
15.7/.618	49/1.94	5	J 1/2	9	9.25	49
16.1/.634	50.2/1.99	5.5	K 1/2	10	10.5	50.25
16.51/.65	51.5/2.04	6	L 1/2	11	11.75	51.5
16.9/.666	53.1/2.09	6.5	M 1/2	13	13.25	52.75
17.35/.683	54/2.15	7	N 1/2	14	14.5	54
17.63/.699	55.3/2.19	7.5	O 1/2	15	15.75	55.5
18.19/.716	57/2.25	8	P 1/2	16	17	56.5
18.54/.73	58.2/2.29	8.5	Q 1/2	17	18.25	58
18.9/.746	59.5/2.34	9	R 1/2	18	19.5	59
19.4/.762	60.8/2.39	9.5	S 1/2	19	20.75	60.25
19.8/.778	62.1/2.44	10	T 1/2	20	22	61.5
20.2/.794	63.3/2.49	10.5	U 1/2	22	23.25	62.75
20.6/.81	64.6/2.54	11	V 1/2	23	24.75	64.25
21/.826	65.9/2.594	11.5	W 1/2	24	26	66
21.4/.826	67.2/2.64	12	Y	25	27.25	67.5
21.8/.842	68.4/2.69	12.5	Z	26	28.5	68.5
22.2/.874	69.7/2.744	13	-	27	29.75	-
22.61/.89	71/2.8	13.5	-	-	31	-
23.42/.922	73.6/2.9	14	Z3	-	32.25	-

Feature Glossary

Fabric Type

Classic Cotton: Classic interlock knit fabric. These are versatile and durable, the gold standard for t-shirts.
Burnout: Burnout tees use a chemical technique to dissolve certain fibers, leaving a sheer, semi-transparent pattern against the solid fabric. Burnout fabrics give a totally unique, vintage-worn look and feel.
Heavyweight: A thicker, heavier fabric than our classic interlocking knit. Heavyweight tees are usually made from cotton or hemp.
Sheer: Sheer tees are made from extremely thin, semi-translucent fabric that stretches to form-fit.
Soft: Soft tees are made with either higher thread-count cotton than our classic interlock knit tees or with a blend of cotton and one or more synthetic fabrics. Soft tees and softer, lighter, thinner, and often sized more snugly than classic cotton tees.
Super-Soft: Like our soft tees but even softer and more comfortable to the touch.

Cut

Classic Fit: A standard, basic-cut tee. Classic fit tees are loose around the midsection and arms and a little snugger at the chest.
Fitted: Fitted t-shirts feature a snugger, more vintage cut. Tighter around the sleeves and midsection than a classic fit tee, these are cut a size down from classic fit tees.
Slim Fit: A sleeker cut than our fitted tees, narrower around the waist and ideal for slim-built women and teenagers.
Plus-Size: Similar in proportions to classic fit t-shirts, but sized up for larger individuals.
Relaxed Fit: Relaxed fit tees are cut wider at the torso to wear loose for a light, billowy feel.

Specialty

Old Glory Exclusives and Limited Editions: We carry thousands of items that are exclusive hand-chosen licensed designs produced for just for us by our Music, Entertainment and Famous branded merchandise properties. These rare exclusives are only sold on OldGlory.com. Limited edition items are from a set production run; once they're gone, they're gone. Limited edition products are often of a much higher quality than typical mass-produced items.
One-of-a-Kind: One-of-a-Kind items are often much higher quality than typical mass-produced items. These are found in our selection of tie-dyed and over-dyed T-Shirt and apparel items, as well as many hand-made cuts and sewn items such as specialty dresses, shorts, and skirts.

Safety

Proposition 65: California's Proposition 65 requires us to alert consumers to the possibility of exposure to cancer-causing chemicals. [WARNING CA RESIDENTS (PROP 65) This product may contain a chemical known to The State of California To Cause Cancer, Or Birth Defects, Or Other Reproductive Harm.] A Prop 65 warning does not necessarily mean that this product will expose you to such substances, just that certain materials which are unfit for consumption may be present from packaging and shipping. Certain ornately decorated glassware may also contain trace amounts of lead on the exterior. As a precaution, please wash any glasses, shot glasses, plates, utensils, et cetera before use.
Phthalate Free: This product conforms to the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act and is free of phthalates DEHP, DBP, and BBP.
BPA Free: BPA is an FDA-approved synthetic compound often used in food containers, and which studies have shown may be hazardous to the development of fetuses, infants, and young children. In the interest of safety, this product has been manufactured without the use of Bisphenol A (BPA).
Choking Hazard: This product contains small parts and may present a choking hazard to children under 12 years old. Adult supervision may be required. Not intended for children under 3.
Suffocation Hazard: This product contains plastic bags or balloons. To avoid the danger of suffocation, keep plastic bags and balloons away from babies and children. Do not place bags in cribs, beds, carriages or playpens. Keep uninflated balloons from children; discard broken balloons immediately.
Flammable: This product is flammable and should be kept away from open flames, space heaters, ovens, and other sources of high heat.
Flame Retardant: As a safety feature, this product is treated with or contains materials or substances which inhibit the ignition and spread of flames.
Hypoallergenic: This cosmetic has been manufactured to reduce or eliminate common allergens, and is less likely than conventional products to cause allergic reactions or skin irritations.
Lead Compliant: Product contains trace amounts of lead, but not enough to be considered harmful to humans. Not intended for children under 12.

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Halloween Nerd Costume Full Frontal Nudity Nerdity Pun Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt

Halloween Nerd Costume Full Frontal Nudity Nerdity Pun Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt

$29.94 $23.95

Size:2XL

2XL

3XL

LG

MD

SM

XL

Color:White