Remember not to shoot the messenger (or anyone for that matter, even with a BB gun), but Marty Moose is holding a sign that says Walley World is . . . closed! "Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park." Now some people might take this sign as one of defeat, pack up their bags, and go back to Chicago. And others, why they'll take matters into their own hands. Find out which you are with this grey t-shirt from National Lampoon's Vacation, with the fateful moose printed in a cartoon graphic on the front. If not for yourself, then for the kids.