SPANK THE MONKEY -- Creepy ass monkey, what you doin' with those brass cymbals? Don't you bang them. I said, don't you dare bang them 'bals, you creepy ass monkey! No! Bad Monkey! Put dem 'bals down! Gotta spank you now, creepy ass monkey! Spank! Spank the Monkey! ... ... Well, with luck your pubescent forays into masturbation weren't that traumatic, But you try jerkin' off with dat creepy ass thing staring at you from the shelf! Evil Monkey! Printed on a white, 100% cotton t-shirt. Some monkeys need to be spanked harder than others, especially evil ones.